Our Reporter 

 “This election is a jiggery-pokery executed by mephistophelean and accepted by megalomania and kakistocratic gbegbe post braggadocio after excessive ratiocination and phantasmagoria. 

  Describe it as a pooh-pooh and odoriferous election superintended by gargantuanly insalubrious bequeathing edolites bugaboo, malodorous and insalubrious government, it’s akin to a conundrum, it’s egregious.  

 How can a polling empire condone skyhigh mendacious and fallacities in modern age? Therefore we must demur against demuren, no onomatopoeic extrapolation intended.   

The quotidian stentorian atribilous ululation is abyssopelagic. The country is on a precipice of pocalyptic crepscule with this kind of electoral malfeasance. The ungaga kungaga continues ad infinitum.”